The Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear From The Big 3 Credit Bureaus...

10. A human voice...You're having a problem? Come right into our local office for immediate assistance!

9. You're right ...we're wrong and we apologize!

8. It's your credit score...so we're not going to make you pay for it anymore!

7. We know your time is valuable so we are no longer going to expect you to work for free! It's a totally new concept!

6. We admit our system is broken! We're going to stop blaming others and actually fix it! After all, we have plenty of money to do so, and most of that money comes directly from you!

5. Yes, your documentation can prove your innocence, so we're going to begin new procedures that will now ensure we actually review what you send us and shareit with the creditors! After all, we wouldn't want to sell a defective product that could harm you!

4. Yes, that's right...one in four credit reports contain costly errors! How about we begin to compensate you for the months you have spent working on correcting them!

3. Yes, F.R.E.E. does spell free so we're going to begin running public service announcements to let you know exactly where to get you legitimate, truly, "free" annual credit reports rather then directing everyone to our pretend "free" credit reports with our catchy commercials!

2. You're right, it's your information and we make huge profits off of selling it! Maybe we should offer you better customer service -and a little more respect!

1. Uh...no, we're not really God -sometimes we just role-play!

Remember...sometimes it's the things we don't hear -that tell the real story. Unspoken words speak volumes!